Office Diaries

I was in a sutta break with a friend of mine in my office parking. You know.... sutta break is something which soothe you down when you are having a hard day. It's a break where you can bitch about your bosses with someone who empathise your agony. So back to the point..... we were at this parking enjoying out Bitching session .... firing our anger into ciggerete ashes and gulping our agony from our mouth to our gut with the help of chai.... all of a sudden we heard someone honking on us. I saw back..... and I see a well dressed guy in his ertiga honking on us with rage as if he was was my boss's son and he heard us Bitching..... then I saw around and noticed the whole parking lot is empty.

I was wondering but he kept honking so much that I gave up wondering and moved aside and gave him a sly look. But to my wonder he gave me even harder look , banged his car gate and shouted at me " behere ho kya aap? Horn sunai nahi diya? Unnecessary mujhe itna late kar diya!!!". And before I can think of answering him he vanished. 

Well.... disappointed as my ego was hurt.... I came back to my desk. Started working with a heavy heart and strategizing about how should I satisfy my ego that was badly hurt. Many ideas came into my mind ..... I will go home and have a fight with my husband and blame him for everything....... then came another one that I can vent out my anger on my team mates... as I am already a horrible person/ boss to them.... and..........  ..

A trail of idea were coming and going through my mind and suddenly my phone rings. It was my hr. He told me to come downstairs to take an interview. Gosh.....this almost skipped my mind.... I rushed downstairs.... met hr.... and my boss called. "Yours is the final say!" Hey said and I nodded as if he can see me nodding from his  phone.

I entered that room..... AND CAN YOU BEAT THE ODDS??..... That ertiga guy is in front of me. Gosh .... I was straight faced but inside my soul was having a gaala of a time laughing..... and here he was astonished as well as embarrassed.  Well.... we greeted each other and had a 45 minutes intense technical discussion and then by saying "I am done now...my hr will get back to you for further proceedings after this" I was about to leave and a question popped out...

"Excuse me..... is this the last round of interview "

Me and my soul clinked a glass of champagne in my head...

"Ahhhh..... for technical..... yes... MY SAY IS THE FINAL SAY" And I smiled cunningly and left that room.

I was satisfied and happy as if I have won the war against white walkers. 

P.S. HE DID NOT GET SELECTED FOR THE JOB.